Sanders and Clinton marry to unite Democratic Party (Satire)

 

True love or political convenience?

True love or political convenience?

Concerned over a lack of party unity, Bernie Sanders and Hillary Clinton have decided to tie the knot to prepare for the general election.

“In the beginning I thought this country needed a political revolution,” Sanders explained.  “But now I realized it needed a political marriage.”

While the two may differ on political issues, they disagree more on details of their wedding.  While Sanders wants to self fund the occasion, Clinton’s Super PAC has made it clear that it can cover the costs.  And while Clinton wants to honeymoon to Wall Street, Sanders would prefer to campaign across all fifty states in a VW Bus Camper.

The wedding party includes: a Goldman Sachs executive, Lincoln Chafee, and an assortment of “Bernie Bros.”

Although they said no to gifts, Sanders and Clinton would appreciate your vote.

However, Sanders will not be Clinton’s Vice President because in their words, “politics cannot get in the way of our love.”

Meanwhile, across the aisle, after witnessing the quick demise of the Cruz-Fiorina union, Donald Trump has decided to stick with his third wife for the time being.

10 Comments

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