Obama: second term president or second semester senior? (Satire)

President Obama looks to coast through his last semester in office.

President Obama looks to coast through his last semester in office.

With Obama’s term wrapping up, he looks to take his foot off of the pedal.

In an off the record interview, Obama admitted that he ran for president just to spice up his New World Order application.

“The New World Order is the Ivy of secret societies you know,” he explained.  “Being president for eight years really looks good on my resume.”

This newfound disregard for his job has led to Obama’s approval ratings dropping.

“I told him so many times that he had to keep his approval ratings in at least the 50% range in order for his application to still be valid,” a distressed Joe Biden lamented.  “It’s like he doesn’t care anymore.”

And worse still: “We’re growing concerned because he hasn’t been showing up to work recently,” said a staffer.  “In the last few weeks alone he’s instead visited Cuba and Argentina to watch a baseball game and do the tango.”

In other news, Congress hasn’t been in session for a while but then again, for Congress that’s just a normal day’s “work.”

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