Trump University to Become Reeducation Camp (Satire)

Entrepreneur Initiative or reeducation camp?

Entrepreneur Initiative or reeducation camp?

In an off the record interview, Donald Trump admitted that Trump University will be converted to a full time reeducation camp pending his election.

“America will soon be saturated with worthless diplomas and a toupee-touting army furbished with Trumpian absurdity, insults, and tiny hands,” complained a distressed Marco Rubio.

Courses include: “Engineering Your Own Wall,” “The Basics of Going Bankrupt,” “Introduction to International Ignorance,” and the “History of Huuuge.”

Trump hopes that Dr. Ben Carson will teach history courses, Jeb Bush will instruct “How to Deal With Disappointment,” Marco Rubio will demonstrate how to waste Super PAC money, Ted Cruz will lead demonstrations on how to filibuster, and Hillary Clinton will discuss money in politics.

When asked who would be forcibly sent to Trump University first, Trump admitted that the Megan Kelly, “Little Marco,” and Chinese and Mexican leaders are first on the list.

 

 

20 Comments

  1. Broken Hearted says:

    Boo you! Trump is a legendary businessman who will help save this country and make America Great Again! Get out of here you raging lib!!

  2. Brick Tamland says:

    Another Hillary supporter afraid of the Trump. Hillary for Prison 2016

  3. Feel The Bern!

  4. Tony Taco Tuesday says:

    Holy Moly, looks it like a we need my boy Marteen o Mail-ye to be the persondent

  5. Titanic in 3D says:

    Rekt. Oh so rekt

  6. 你没有寒意

  7. At least he aint a Canadian like lyen ted

  8. Laurie GIbson says:

    Great satirical article! Sometimes the best approach an absurd situation is humor. Very well done!

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