Rubio campaign washes up in de Nile (Satire)

 

Have you seen this man?  If you have any information on "Little Marco," please contact his Super PAC.

Have you seen this man? If you have any information on “Little Marco,” please contact his Super PAC.

After disappearing this past Saturday at the polls, Marco Rubio was found by American tourists wading out of the De Nile River in Egypt.

According to reports, as he aimlessly wandered off, Mr. Rubio frantically muttered to himself, “Obama knows exactly what he’s doing.  I know what I’m doing.  Trump doesn’t know what he’s doing.”

Unfortunately for Mr. Rubio, once the sun began to set, he was turned away from the Trump Casino and Resort in Cairo after discovering that they didn’t accept the Republican credit card as payment.

Rubio better hurry back to the U.S., otherwise he’ll miss his lunch on the boulevard of broken dreams with Jeb Bush.

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