Archive for March, 2016

What will Clinton not do for votes?

Clinton endorses Sanders in an effort to improve favorability rating (Satire)

  Desperate to boost plummeting favorability numbers, Hillary Clinton decided to “feel the bern” by endorsing Bernie Sanders. “I am hip and in tune with the desires of the American people,” Clinton said in her very best most authentic voice. However, many are critical of this new position, citing it as another […]

by · March 28, 2016 · Features and Opinion
Trump University to Become Reeducation Camp (Satire)

Trump University to Become Reeducation Camp (Satire)

In an off the record interview, Donald Trump admitted that Trump University will be converted to a full time reeducation camp pending his election. “America will soon be saturated with worthless diplomas and a toupee-touting army furbished with Trumpian absurdity, insults, and tiny hands,” complained a distressed Marco Rubio. Courses […]

by · March 13, 2016 · Features and Opinion
Rubio campaign washes up in de Nile (Satire)

Rubio campaign washes up in de Nile (Satire)

  After disappearing this past Saturday at the polls, Marco Rubio was found by American tourists wading out of the De Nile River in Egypt. According to reports, as he aimlessly wandered off, Mr. Rubio frantically muttered to himself, “Obama knows exactly what he’s doing.  I know what I’m doing.  […]

by · March 6, 2016 · Features and Opinion