Archive for January, 2016

Who will emerge to become Trump's companion for the next 4+ years?

The Conservative Bachelor: Republicans vie to become Trump’s VP (Satire)

Fox News is planning on converting future debates into a competition to select a vice president for Donald Trump in what is now being called the Conservative Bachelor. “I entered this race single and I plan on leaving it with a Vice President,” Trump recently stated.  But will he find […]

by · January 30, 2016 · Uncategorized
Democratic Debates Remind Martin O’Malley of Third-Wheeling in Middle School (Satire)

Democratic Debates Remind Martin O’Malley of Third-Wheeling in Middle School (Satire)

A tearful Martin O’Malley exited the debate stage claiming that he just “wanted to fit in with the senior citizens for once.” “Bernie and Hillary only had eyes for each other.  During the commercial break I had no one to talk to,” he lamented. Adding fuel to the fire of […]

by · January 17, 2016 · Features and Opinion
Ronald Reagan Leads Latest GOP Poll (satire)

Ronald Reagan Leads Latest GOP Poll (satire)

Data just released by CompletelyValidPolls.com has revealed that Ronald Reagan has seized the lead in the latest GOP poll, with a ten-point margin over the next candidate Donald Trump. According to the same source, the number one Republican voter concern was: “How to deal with living in the past.” Perhaps […]

by · January 13, 2016 · Features and Opinion