Articles by: Jack Zukin

Obamacare: More Like Obama I Don’t Care (Satire)

Obamacare: More Like Obama I Don’t Care (Satire)

You thought that 95% on your Healy paper was impressive. Think again. Czar Obama finally reached his enrollment goal for the Affordable Care Act exchanges after their rocky rollout last October. According to revised figures posted earlier this week, 7.5 million Americans have now signed up for the mandatory healthcare […]

by · April 15, 2014 · Features and Opinion
Who dat? Image courtesy of the Kremlin.

Winter Olympics Preview: An Enemy at the Gates of Sochi [Satire]

“Top U.S. and Russian military officials on Tuesday discussed the potential for the United States to share high-tech equipment to counter any use of improvised explosives by terrorists during the Sochi Olympics…” Hold up. Did I just see the words “U.S,” “share,” and “Russia” in the same sentence? Yes, unfortunately, […]

by · February 6, 2014 · Features and Opinion
The man himself: JFK.

Conspiraception: The Conspiracy within the Conspiracy [Satire]

As you know, I, Jack Zukin, have been fighting for the middle class American’s right to the truth since the beginning of my time here as a writer at BPR. I have personally uncovered the darkest secrets of our political system, including Obama’s plot to transform our country into his […]

by · December 9, 2013 · Features and Opinion
A Game of Shadows [Satire]

A Game of Shadows [Satire]

If you don’t live under a rock, then you know that the only member of our society more diabolical than President Obama is his strikingly innocent Vice President, Joe Biden. With his seemingly oblivious demeanor, mesmerizing blue eyes, and elfish grin, he’s the perfect choice for VP. But unbeknownst to […]

by · November 6, 2013 · Features and Opinion
Obama shakes hand with uber communist, and enemy of America, Vladimir Putin.

The Secret Behind the Leader of the Free World [Satire]

Amidst the chaos of the governmental shutdown that has, unfortunately, resulted in the most severe political division our great country has witnessed since Miley Cyrus’ “performance” at the VMA’s, I, Jack Zukin, have taken it upon myself to uncover the truth behind the failure in Washington. During my recent stint […]

by · October 8, 2013 · Features and Opinion